RAM enables his lightcycle rod primative as he glares at the over-rezzed Sark program. RAM gripped the rod tightly and slowly twisted it, taking advantage of a major glitch in the cycle code. Snap! Suddenly the rod sparked and split in half as energy slowly streamed out from its ends, giving a clear indication of where the code had been broken.
You're taking up WAY too much space.
RAM charged at the giant and quickly brought the glowing tips of the rod close together. The broken cycle code launched arcs of emergency repair routines in an attempt to reunite the two halves of RAM's lightcycle primative, but instead of locking onto the other half of the rod, it found Sark's foot.
Sark immediately felt the tingling sensation indicative of his code being tampered with. He winced in pain and looked down as he sensed the cycle code trying to merge with his own. By the time he knew what hit him, RAM had spent 50% of his energy cache in the attack. RAM quickly sped out of range of the monster. A steady stream of improper syntax spewed from Sark's mouth as he screamed in anger. RAM stood at a distance and waited to see if his algorithm was correct.
Sark hopped on one foot like a physics simulation of a rubber ball. As he activated his defrag subroutines and struggled to shake the pain out of his foot, Sark fired a terrifying glance at RAM.
RAM: O_O... Bad idea.
A nearby bit: YES.