I would ask him, as politely as possible, to quit reformatting and installing different operating systems. I know...its generally good practise to do a reformat every now and then to make sure everything is as it should be but...*sighs* I'm just not sure why he keeps insisting on linux. Isn't windows good enough for him anymore?


What if I'm...*gasp* ...incompatible?

I would poke her to see if I was dreaming. Then I would ask her lots of questions.

I'd tell him to stop playing that EVIL XBOX 360!! Those modern programs make me sick. Also, I'd tell him that he needs to lose weight and lower visit time to gamesradar.com. Oh, and get a better processor. I'm so slow, I can't even outrun a measly bit!
Bit standing next to program: YES
*destroys bit*
ILLEGAL PROGRAM TERMINATION
Oh fudge.

CorystaRose Wrote:Okay if I met my user, Katie, I'd tell her to stop fangirling over Clu and Sam because Legacy's not out yet....i don't think she'd listen but I could try xD

Are we suggesting...slash? Ooh. Don't get me started. Tron and....Tron and...uh...it'll come to me.

(Okay, Tron and Alan, just because it'd be freaky, not so much because I like the pairing)

Um. Okay. Now that we're done with that...

Or, now that I think of it, are you just fangirling Clu, full stop, and Sam, rather than CluANDSam? Damn. Mind went straight to the gutter again.

I would be rather shocked, then tell her to get a better computer, and to stop spending so much time on it.

I'd ask her to tune my voice better. "Why do I have to reach those high pitched notes all the time? Even a singing program can get tired of singing like that. And another thing, why DO you make me sing so much!? I think you hear a song and immediately think I must cover it."

And then I would freak out over meeting my God.

[btw in real life I actually am making a UTAUloid after myself named Stellar. most probs don't know UTAU so think VOCALOID to get what i mean.]

This reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons, when Homer decides to become a secret super-hero called The Pie Man.
Lisa is sitting at the kitchen table and Homer asks her what she's doing, and she says she's drawing a picture of The Pie Man (i.e Homer).

Homer looks at it, and thinks to himself:

"Gee, I thought I had a bigger PACKAGE then that!" (refering to his you-know-what).

I would ask him to get rid of all the rude programs (or people here ) I am with and give me some nice ones. Also I would ask to see a sun rise. I dont know why but I would. Or to eat that rare user food known as pizza.

I'd tell him to get of his lazy ass and update me! PS3 programs need constant upgrades.

If I met my user, I would ask them for a decent upgrade to make me better at and

Do u not agree?