I think this California couple automatically wins (no offence to them, btw):
This family's neighbors have a pet lion. One day, their neighbors decide to go to Disneyland. While they're there, the lion gets out of it's cage. The father calls Disneyland:
|Father: Can you page my neighbors and tell them that their pet lion is lose?
Disneyland Operator: What's their number?
Father: I don't know. Just page them please? *hangs up*
The father tried to tame the lion, and it ate him. The family did the right thing and sued Disneyland.
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"
Either they win, the guy at Disney who came up with TRON 2.0's genius advertising campaign, or the Harmonix guy who said:
|Being able to customize your character would ruin the quality of the game.|
-Harmonix employee to Nintendo Power in an interveiw about the Wii version of Rock Band.
Actually, there was a lot of stuff in that article that would fit here...
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