|Tronzilla Wrote:Two programs get into a fight, and one gets his arm derezzed.
Program1: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Program2: Tis but a scratch.
Program1: A scratch?! Your arm's derezzed!
Program2: No it isn't.
Program1: Yes it is, look!
...I've had worse.
And you know the rest
Shall we call it a draw? LOL
Funniest way to get derezzed:
You attempt to fight the MCP, but he derezzes you. But right before he did, you had thrown your light disc. He dodges, but loses his balance and falls off of the tall building you were dueling him on. On the way down, random things keep smacking into his crotch, including a giant anvil, a hammer, lead weights, George Clooney, a Pac-Man system, 101 Dalmatians, Ed Dillenger, 2,000,000 light cycles, a giant flying psychic tandem battle giraffe toasting marshmallows and falafels while riding a flaming icy rock unicycle, etc. Finally, the Mcp lands crotch-first on a statue of his own crotch, and finally derezzes.
I find crotch hits HILARIOUS.redirect beautiful women cheat why married men cheat on their wives