There have been many significant viruses in computing history. I say we go kill 'em all! Who's with me?

First virus we will be battling:

FILENAME: THE CREEPER
YEAR: 1973
POINT OF ORIGIN: ARPANET
SYSTEM: ENCOM COMPUTING SOFTWARE

METHOD OF ATTACK: Displays message "I'M THE CREEPER, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!" and then promptly uses phone lines to infect other sectors.

METHOD OF CLEANSING: REAPER program must be permitted to enter system and kill off CREEPER.

Let's destroy some annoying (and 1970's era-creepy) viruses! Who's with me?

Greetings, programs. As a recent virus that has been restored into my original self, I will be happy to fight against my old masters, the viruses. END OF LINE

*Wakes up from seemingly indefinite sleep mode*

Alright! Let's g...

*Notices everyone's gone*

-Rezzes in.- Users take too much time I could get the job done in no time at all... -Mutters as she sits down and twirls her ID Disk in her hands, pausing to look.- Indeed, when are we leaving? -Puts her disk back on her back, giving the both of them a calculating look.-

Oh no! A virus!

*Virus's head explodes due to Bicycle song getting stuck in it's head*

Awesome!

Now we will go try to destroy CREEPER! Excalibur!

He, he. My annoyingness power is working.
(waits for a minute)
Oh, wait, I'm getting a message from the Kernel.
(reads message)
Okay, the message says that the Creeper is in Corrupted Sector 3 4 Alpha Omicron 22 and a half.

Both the Kernel and Sark are incompetent scripts. That's why systems use 3rd party security programs, like me. He just happens to know where the Creeper is.

I happen to have a legion of Intrusion Countermeasure Programs at my disposal. Still want to fight?
(ICPs rez in)

(ICPs unrez)
Okay, whatever. Let's just get out of here.

Sorry, so I should have said SARK and THE KERNEL?

Anyway, do you want me to scope the area using my super-scope power? I can do that if you want me to.