1) I plan to use my executive powers to promote the site to people not already joined, or as my camp calls them, "People slightly less awesome than us". I also plan to sport my siggy pic very proudly. This will create more interest in these Game Grid contests, as people will say, "Hey! I want a signature picture like that!"
2) I am extremely awesome. In fact, for this question I shall need a picture to demonstrate. Here is the combined awesomeness of my opponents times 20:
Here is the awesomeness of the average tron-sector user:
And here is the awesomeness of me:
3) Because I promise to post in all the coolest threads, so that anyone can view this picture.
4) I am happy to announce that my cousin is
isn't related to any evil villains, so I would surmise that no, I am not related in any way. In fact, my red affiliation is only for the Kernel, I shun any believers in the MCP's superiority.