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WiseHacker
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Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Thursday, February, 24, 2011 2:48 AM
Yes, this is like the 'Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER Say' thread, instead aimed at the 2003 video game on the PC (and later XBox).

I'll start.

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Jet: "Strange creature. What is it?"

Byte: "That is a code optimisation ware. They graze on excess code, optimising subroutines."

Jet: "OK"

*Jet hands the ware a subroutine. After half an hour, it is still feeding.*

Jet: "Does it usually take this long?"

Byte: "It shouldn't, who made the subroutine you gave it?"

Jet: "Eh....Adobe."

Byte: "We're going to be here all week......."

-----

*Jet comes across an archive bin full of green objects.*

Jet: "Hmmm, fCon's Email archive?"

*Downloads everything, almost depleting his energy, then his face drops.*

Jet: ".... They could have at least spell Rolex right!"

-----

*A Data Wrath is standing alone in a flight deck*

Data Wrath: "Let's see what this subroutine does..."

Label: WARNING: Do not operate heavy machinery while using this subroutine.

*Camera pans out to show the flight deck belongs to fCon's mobile server*

Data Wrath: "Crud!"

 
recognizerpilot
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Sunday, February, 27, 2011 1:12 AM
I'm loving this idea!!! I still playing through the story for the first time and loving it, so hopefully I can add to the thread.

At the PROGRESS BAR JET speaks to the numerous patrons regarding what music they would like to hear.
JET: What's your favorite song?
CONSUELA-113: I like that one by the twin mute programs, about increased performance systems!
The DJ PROGRAM looks up, a grin underneath his eyeglasses which have horizontal lines across them, like VENETIAN BLINDS.
KANYE.exe: Oh, imma let you complete that subroutine, but first let ME try and reboot that script!
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typicaltronname
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Sunday, February, 27, 2011 1:30 AM
We should combine them all into "Things Tron characters will never say" that way we can implement things from the first movie. If I were a mod, I would have totally merged this already.

I wanna be a mod! No fair.
"Reveal your creation date or I will disassemble your code one operation at a time!"
 
ShadowSpark
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Tuesday, March, 01, 2011 10:14 AM
*Z-Lot whacks Byte*
Byte: "Ow! Hey, what do you think this is, pong?"
*Z-Lot grins and pulls out paddle*
Z-Lot(nasally voice): "Yes!"
*Z-Lot whacks Byte with paddle*
Byte: "Ow!"




{A very big thanks to FlynnOne for the pic! And to Wulfeous for sharpening the details!*huggles both*}
{Because people always seem to guess wrong, I'm saying it here: I'm female!!! And my name is Spark!!!}

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WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Wednesday, March, 02, 2011 1:35 AM
typicaltronname Wrote:We should combine them all into "Things Tron characters will never say" that way we can implement things from the first movie. If I were a mod, I would have totally merged this already.

I wanna be a mod! No fair.

Nah, it's better that they are kept separate - otherwise, it easily gets confusing which part of the franchise one is talking about.

 
WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Wednesday, March, 02, 2011 1:37 AM
recognizerpilot Wrote:KANYE.exe: Oh, imma let you complete that subroutine, but first let ME try and reboot that script!
*I break through the forth wall and interrupt KANYE.exe*

Me: "You know, KANYE, I would like to let you finish, but Jet here has one of the best scripts of all time. OF ALL TIME!"

((A taste of his own medicine))

-----

((A little one inspired by a review on Zero Punctuation))

*Jet is working on his light cycle with Mercury.*

Mercury: "There we are - the modification are done but now you only have two speeds."

Jet: "What are the speeds?"

Mercury: " 'Really, really fast' or 'There is a Bit shaped hole in my teeth.' "

 
ShadowSpark
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Thursday, March, 03, 2011 7:42 PM
*Jet/Alan I/O conversation, near the end of the game*

Alan: "Any instability in the server will cause it to crash."

Jet: "That shouldn't be too hard; I've managed to crash many computers in my time."

Alan: *laughs wryly* "Yes, it's simple from a User's point of view. It's a different story from in here."

Jet: *takes that as a challenge* "Really?"

*Jet tosses his disk, it hits the hull of the mobile server, the server spins down to the ground and explodes*

Alan: "....No, I guess not."



{A very big thanks to FlynnOne for the pic! And to Wulfeous for sharpening the details!*huggles both*}
{Because people always seem to guess wrong, I'm saying it here: I'm female!!! And my name is Spark!!!}

Letters sent to Disney regarding Tron Uprising: 4

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WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Sunday, March, 06, 2011 3:45 AM
ShadowSpark Wrote:*Z-Lot whacks Byte*
Byte: "Ow! Hey, what do you think this is, pong?"
*Z-Lot grins and pulls out paddle*
Z-Lot(nasally voice): "Yes!"
*Z-Lot whacks Byte with paddle*
Byte: "Ow!"

*Continues*

*Byte flies right into the Z-Lot's face.*

Byte: "How would you like it, eh?"

*Somehow pulls out a paddle the size of a car and bats the Z-Lot into the next sector.*


 
ShadowSpark
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Monday, March, 07, 2011 5:35 AM
WiseHacker Wrote:
ShadowSpark Wrote:*Z-Lot whacks Byte*
Byte: "Ow! Hey, what do you think this is, pong?"
*Z-Lot grins and pulls out paddle*
Z-Lot(nasally voice): "Yes!"
*Z-Lot whacks Byte with paddle*
Byte: "Ow!"

*Continues*

*Byte flies right into the Z-Lot's face.*

Byte: "How would you like it, eh?"

*Somehow pulls out a paddle the size of a car and bats the Z-Lot into the next sector.*


*continues*

*Jet watches this, then walks up to Byte*

Jet: "Nice one. Now can we please get out of here?"

*Byte gives Jet an evil grin(or the impression of one)*

Byte: "As you wish."

*Byte whacks Jet with the paddle, sending him flying*

Jet: "Not what I meeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!" *voice trails off*

{A very big thanks to FlynnOne for the pic! And to Wulfeous for sharpening the details!*huggles both*}
{Because people always seem to guess wrong, I'm saying it here: I'm female!!! And my name is Spark!!!}

Letters sent to Disney regarding Tron Uprising: 4

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WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Monday, March, 07, 2011 11:46 PM
*After the events of Tron 2.0, Jet and co-worker Ted are looking at his new screen saver.*

Ted: "Wow! That looks hot!"

Jet: "Smoking!"

Ted: "Soooo sleek. Look at the fine curves."

Jet: "Oh yeah, they don't get any more perfect than that."

Ted: "Well, enough about the bike. What about the woman on it?"

Jet: "Meh."

*Word eventually gets to Mercury.*

Mercury: "WHY THAT--!!!!"

 
typicaltronname
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Monday, March, 07, 2011 11:54 PM
MA3A: Alan 1 Calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without

Jet: So that's like what, Barry Bonds on steroids?

MA3A: Yeah, pretty much
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WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Monday, March, 07, 2011 11:59 PM
typicaltronname Wrote:MA3A: Alan 1 Calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without

Jet: So that's like what, Barry Bonds on steroids?

MA3A: Yeah, pretty much

*Take 2*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet: "Sweet! So I'm like Chuck Norris here?"

Ma3a: ".....Keep dreaming...."

 
typicaltronname
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2011 12:07 AM
WiseHacker Wrote:
typicaltronname Wrote:MA3A: Alan 1 Calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without

Jet: So that's like what, Barry Bonds on steroids?

MA3A: Yeah, pretty much

*Take 2*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet: "Sweet! So I'm like Chuck Norris here?"

Ma3a: ".....Keep dreaming...."

*take 3*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet:...... DAY-UUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!




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WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2011 12:09 AM
*take 3*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet:...... DAY-UUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!

*Take 4*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 3 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet: "What? Only 3 times?"

Ma3a: "What do you expect when we are running Windows Vista?"


 
typicaltronname
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2011 12:21 AM
WiseHacker Wrote:
*take 3*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet:...... DAY-UUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!

*Take 4*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 3 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet: "What? Only 3 times?"

Ma3a: "What do you expect when we are running Windows Vista?"

**Continues**

Jet Mumbling: More like Windows XP

MA3A: What?!

Jet abruptly: Nothing!
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ShadowSpark
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Tuesday, March, 08, 2011 12:28 AM
typicaltronname Wrote:
WiseHacker Wrote:
*take 3*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 526 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet:...... DAY-UUUUUUUM!!!!!!!!!!!

*Take 4*

Ma3a: "Alan 1 calculated that a user is 3 times more powerful operating within the system than without."

Jet: "What? Only 3 times?"

Ma3a: "What do you expect when we are running Windows Vista?"

**Continues**

Jet Mumbling: More like Windows XP

MA3A: What?!

Jet abruptly: Nothing!

{Jet shouldn't antagonize Ma3a - after all, she's the one who is going to digitize him out. Who knows what she'll do in transfer if she's angry}

{A very big thanks to FlynnOne for the pic! And to Wulfeous for sharpening the details!*huggles both*}
{Because people always seem to guess wrong, I'm saying it here: I'm female!!! And my name is Spark!!!}

Letters sent to Disney regarding Tron Uprising: 4

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KingSofa
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Thursday, September, 01, 2011 8:51 PM
This is fun.

 
RenegadeProgram
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Sunday, September, 04, 2011 11:25 AM
WiseHacker Wrote:Yes, this is like the 'Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER Say' thread, instead aimed at the 2003 video game on the PC (and later XBox).

I'll start.

-----

Jet: "Strange creature. What is it?"

Byte: "That is a code optimisation ware. They graze on excess code, optimising subroutines."

Jet: "OK"

*Jet hands the ware a subroutine. After half an hour, it is still feeding.*

Jet: "Does it usually take this long?"

Byte: "It shouldn't, who made the subroutine you gave it?"

Jet: "Eh....Adobe."

Byte: "We're going to be here all week......."

-----

*Jet comes across an archive bin full of green objects.*

Jet: "Hmmm, fCon's Email archive?"

*Downloads everything, almost depleting his energy, then his face drops.*

Jet: ".... They could have at least spell Rolex right!"

-----

*A Data Wrath is standing alone in a flight deck*

Data Wrath: "Let's see what this subroutine does..."

Label: WARNING: Do not operate heavy machinery while using this subroutine.

*Camera pans out to show the flight deck belongs to fCon's mobile server*

Data Wrath: "Crud!"
LMAO!!!!! I just got TRON 2.0 as an early Birthday present, and have played up to the part just after the reformat wall happens, and I'm LOVING it!!!!! So far, I'll have to say that as much as I loved TRON: Legacy, I'm so far thinking that Tron 2.0 has a better plot (yes, I know there's the obvious similarity, however I stand by my point). I hope the writer, director, and production crew of Tron 3 takes some cues (design and otherwise) from TRON 2.0 and the original 1982 classic.
Fighting for TRON, The USERS, Both Flynns, Independents, and the mighty ISOs since '82.
 
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RE: Things TRON 2.0 Characters will NEVER Say
on Sunday, November, 06, 2011 8:46 PM
Popoff: Did it ever occur to us that the DataWraith project is both illegal AND reckless? We are also leaving ENTIRELY too much of a paper trail behind.

Baza: I'm not stupid, expendable, OR going!

Crown: Copy those algorithms from Ma3a and test them first. We're not going to risk our asses or those of our personnel without verifying the safeties. Let


It's an entire universe in there, one we created, but it's beyond us now. Really. It's outgrown us. You know, every time you shut off your computer...do you know what you're doing? Have you ever reformatted a hard drive? Deleted old software? Destroyed an entire universe?"

-- Jet Bradley, Tron: Ghost in the Machine on why being a User isn't necessarily a good thing.
 
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