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   Posts: 1,201 | Magic and Machinary on Monday, September, 18, 2006 9:58 PM
 Magic and Machinary
 Part 1
 Okay, so you people all know about everything related to TRON. But think of this: one in a million programs don't work with machinary. some of them defend the system with magic.
 DATE: 9-18-06 7/33 PM
 A program is being chased by a corrupter.
 ????: Take this, corruptor creep! Galwit!*Froosh, paff*
 ????:C'mon, Teble, how can we get out of here?
 Treble: Nearest Recognizer grid 336 bits away.
 ????:Yes! we can escape through there!
 Corruptor:You can't run forever, Shadow!
 Shadow:Maybe I don't have to!
 *Activates lightcycle*
 Shadow:How much farther, Treble?
 Treble: Nearest recognizer grid 83 bits away.
 Shadow:Yes! We're almost there!
 *Lightcycle deactivates*
 Shadow:Aw, gridbugs.
 Treble:Gridbugs not within 500 bits.
 Shadow:Shut up. Ah! Here we are!
 *After a hard drive through the grid (ha ha, hard drive) Shadow sees a sleeping program revolving slowly on a record player*
 Shadow: Uh, Hello?
 ????:NOEXCUSES!
 Shadow: Huh?
 NoExcuses:Oh hello. My sausage is NoExcuses. What is your egg?
 Shadow:My name is Shadow, Are you okay?
 NoExcuses: Oh, sorry. I always get a little bugged up immediately after stasis. As I said earlier, my name is NoExcuses. You must be that shadow program, the last program besides me and a few others who avoided corruption.
 Treble:Warning! corrupter within 50 bits!
 Shadow: Aw, gridbugs! Get ready, NoExcuses.
 *Pulls out wand*
 NoExcuses: Right.
 *grabs disc*
 Narrator:An action adventure cliffhanger! How mildy inconvenient. Join us again for part 2 of:
 MAGIC AND MACHINERY!!!!!!
 (End part1)
  
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   Posts: 410 | Re: Magic and Machinary on Tuesday, September, 19, 2006 9:47 AM
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   Posts: 1,201 | Re: Magic and Machinary on Saturday, October, 07, 2006 3:16 PM
 (wow, it's been a while. *Blows dust off fanfic*)
 Magic and Machinery part II
 After a battle with the Z-Lot (corrupter), Shadow and NoExcuses head into the HQ, both dangerously low on energy.
 NoExcuses: Nice spellwork back there.
 Shadow: Thanks. You were an expert with that disc.
 NoExcuses: Yes.
 Shadow: Say, nice shelter. OMG! That energy pool must go on for like 8 bits!
 Shadow stoops down for a drink of energy.
 NoExcuses: Naw, hust for 3 bits or so.
 NoExcuses Proceeds to dunk head in pool for nanoseconds at a time.
 Shadow: Hey, you wanna see something neat?
 NoExcuses:Glubb glub glubba.
 Shadow: I'll take that for a yes. Nermax! Du!A ball of pure energy rises from the pool. Shadow makes it levitate back and forth.
 ????: Hey! Someone else survived!
 Shadow: Nyaaah!
 The energy ball is shot out of control when Shadow is startled and splashes a blue female program.
 Shadow: Eh, sorry. Got a little surprised.
 NoExcuses: Hi, Tori! This is shadow, and he's one of those magic programs, probably the only one who hasn't been corrupted or derezzed.
 Tori:Charmed.
 Shadow: and, uh, is there anyone else here?
 A yellow program crahes through the wall.
 ????:Not me. My name isn't DakotaBob and I don't believe in magic.
 NoExcuses: he does that a lot.
 Suddenly, a large, mechanical head appears!
 Head: All uncorrupt programs report to the game grid!
 What? a grid match? Now?Everyone is rezzed to the game grid.
 End of part 2.
  
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   Posts: 0 | Re: Magic and Machinary on Sunday, October, 08, 2006 6:18 PM
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   Posts: 1,201 | Re: Magic and Machinary on Monday, October, 09, 2006 9:43 PM
 Part 3
 Shadow, NoExcuses, Tori, and Dakota Bob have been rezzed into the lightcycle grid bgy a giant, corrupted Sark head.
 Shadow: Oh, great. We're facing 6 corrupters.
 Tori: Wait! look at those two!
 Two of the corruptors look very odd. One has curly hair and a yellow disc, and the other looks like he just painted his circuits green.
 NoExcuses:Hey! I recognize them! Those are FreedomForever and Mega_byte!
 Treble: Whatever.
 Shadow: Why does Mega_byte look like he just painted his circuits green?
 Dakota Bob: That's 'cause he did.
 The other corrupters look at Mega_byte suspiciously, and Mega_byte runs over to join Shadow's team, which displeases Treble.
 Mega_byte: 'Sup, guys?
 Sark head: Begin game!
 --15 microseconds later--
 Shadow's team, or team Omega as he likes to call it, has escaped the grid along with FreedomForever.
 FF: Thanks, programs. I needed away from those deadbits.
 FF's lightcycle deactivates, along with all the teams'.
 Shadow: Dubbleyooteesee?
 FF: sorry. That happens a lot.
 NE: No matter, there's some Recos over there!
 DB:Only three?
 Tori: I guess that makes two programs per reco.
 Shadow: Alright. NoExcuses, you're with me. Dakota B, you're going with Tori. Freedom, You're with Mega B. To the reco grid!
 End of part 3.
  
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   Posts: 1,201 | Re: Magic and Machinary on Tuesday, November, 21, 2006 9:54 PM
 Part IV
 Three recos controlled by team Omega travel across the reco grid, derezzing about a lot of bad recos. Eventually the come across a blue reco.
 ????: Stop! I don't want to fight!
 Shadow: Too bad, sucka! prepare for deresolution.
 NoExcuses: No!
 *Smacks Shadow to prevent him from shooting*
 Shadow: Hey! What's the dizzle?
 NoExcuses: I don't think we should shoot him. He's not a z-lot.
 *Shadow stares at NoExcuses gape-mouthed*
 Shadow: That's the first time you've ever acted completely sane!
 Treble: Yeah! What's up?
 Tori: *over recocom* Why don't you think we should derezz him?
 ????: I am one of The Order of the Dragon! I am Watergleam, the summoner!
 Shadow: Watergleam! Buddy! I thought you derezzed along with the others!
 Watergleam: Nope! In fact, the others didn't derezz, either!
 ????: Flameshine! What a finesurpise this be!
 Shadow: Forestsprout! Who else survived?
 Watergleam: Well, There's Windsong, Earthclaw, Spiriteye, Lightblade, and, rather unfortunately, Darkspider.
 Shadow: Cool. But why'd you call me Flameshine? I'm Shadow.
 Spiriteye: It's because of that accursed Mobeta's mask! It's attached to some corruptor named... Thorg or something.
 NoExcuses: What? Mobeta's Mask and Thorne? Oh dear... This could be bad......
 Shadow: How'd he get a hold of-
 FreedomForever: Hey! We can't just talk here all day! We need to get moving! These recos don't have much time left on 'em!
 Lightblade: We need to head to the fire temple! There is where you'll be able to regain everything!
 Tori: Then let's get movin'!
 *Soon, Team Omega and The Order of the Dragon reach the fire temple as the recognizers shut down.*
 Shadow: Great timing. Here we are!
 *steps into fire temple*
 Spiriteye: Guh! What've they done to it?
 End of Part 4.
  
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   Posts: 1,201 | Re: Magic and Machinary on Friday, February, 02, 2007 11:46 PM
 [When he sets one foot in the fire temple, all existance suddenly is not there. I got bored.]Here we go! [cracks knuckles 6 ways from sunday]OK. So maybe existance is still there. So maybe Shadow killed The fire demon and recovered Mobeta's Mask. So listen to this.
 Ok. Start
 [loading fanfic]........
 ]loading 50%].........
 [ERROR could not load fanfic].........
 [File lost][Wait! Wait! found it!][Loaded 100%]K. Is this thing on?
 Alright. Good.
 Now when I take this block away from the camera, promise you won't scream.
 OK.
 [block is removed to reveal heavily corrupted pit cell][[A program, looking about 13 user years of age, is holding a block. the block is actually a block of frozen code containing a strange mask. The mask has tendrils extending from where there should be ears and a forehead. The almond-shaped mouth with blue, sharp teeth, is located sideways, and between the eyes, which are both yellow, red-irised, and glowing. The program holding the block is wearing what a user would say to be glasses, a hat, a sweater, and slacks.]]Now before you use that laser, You have to know something. The last user who used it was the one who caused this. My user.
 His name is-
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   Posts: 1,201 | New thing on Saturday, February, 24, 2007 3:01 PM
 Ok, that's it. I quit with the whole plot crap. I'm gonna do EPISODES!
 Episode: Free or no free?
 Written by Shadow
 The camera opens onto Net City. Programs are lined up in front of an iTunes estore. Enter Shadow's buddy, MSN.net.
 MSN: What's all the ruckus?
 iTunes.msc: Didn't you here? They've started giving away free download!
 MSN: What? Aren't those unfair to the users who wrote them?
 Sark: Who cares about the users? They're FREE!
 MSN walks to the front of the line.
 iTunes.msc #2214: Hey! no cutting!
 MSN: All right, what's going on?
 Shadow: Sorry, MSN, there's been a mix-up. Someone told someone else about some free cookies at some user store, and it got twisted and turned and rewritten until the news got out all over the web.
 MSN: Shadow? Why are you working at iTunes?
 Shadow: Since Thorne had been defeated, we security programs have been having slow decaseconds nowadays. We've had to get odd jobs around the system.
 MSN: Ouch, pro'. Why can't you tell them that there really is no free music here?
 Shadow: Well, there's no way to tell them all without disturbing my job.
 MSN: I'll tell them.
 MSN turns to the nearest iTunes program.
 MSN: No free music, pass it on.
 iTunes #2214: (to iTunes #4936) no tree music, pass it on.
 The news is slowly spread down the line.
 As the crowd breaks up, the only program left is Shadow's other friend, Paint.exe.
 Paint: What's up? Why did the crowd leave?
 MSN: They thought there was free music, but there wasn't.
 Paint: Oh. Well, I just thought I'd let you know that my user's iTunes is coming over for a podcast.
 Shadow: Oh. Well, my shift ends pretty soon. What say I join you on the game grid later?
 MSN: Alright.
 Paint: Sounds good.
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