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foilism
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*The old Brit-Tron*

on Thursday, April, 24, 2003 5:35 AM
*Washing a pint glass behind the bar*

Welcome to the old Brit Tron pub! Pull up a stool and knock back some pints of sark's brew with your fellow brit-trons.
If you get bored, we've got a pool table, slot machines and an old drunk in the corner you can chat to. An dI'm sure we can dig up an old tron game if you're desperate.

NO YANKS!!!


 
Speeder
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Re: *The old Brit-Tron*

on Thursday, April, 24, 2003 5:39 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOO; I might just spend all day here, *pulls up a stool*
Hey foil! get me a bitter.exe

Rincewind thought about this and then, with an air of finality, started to take off his last sock.
"No half-bricks," he said to no-one in particular. "Have to use sand?"
"You're going to attack them with a sockful of sand?"
"No, I'm going to run away from them. The sockful of sand is for when they follow.

Sourcery by Terry Pratchett


 
foilism
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Re: *The old Brit-Tron*

on Thursday, April, 24, 2003 5:42 AM
Make yourself at home Speeder, *rezzes up the pump*
Here you go conscript


 
HUDD
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any room for a little one?

on Thursday, April, 24, 2003 6:32 AM
(HUDD suddenly enters the seedy bar, and eyes the figures sat down one by one before resting his smooth behind on the stool)

I'll hope you don't mind but i'm a t-total (i.e. I don't drink alcohol). So I'll just have a tomato juice if you don't mind; oh and a packet of pork scratchings too!

what is our main purpose?
- don't ask me!
 
Trace
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on Thursday, April, 24, 2003 11:40 AM
P-pork scratchings??? I'm afraid to ask!

And seedy? C'mon, HUDD. No place that foilism oversees would be seedy.


 
Speeder
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on Thursday, April, 24, 2003 11:43 AM
Yeah, you no the lovel crispy fat off pork.

mmnhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Rincewind thought about this and then, with an air of finality, started to take off his last sock.
"No half-bricks," he said to no-one in particular. "Have to use sand?"
"You're going to attack them with a sockful of sand?"
"No, I'm going to run away from them. The sockful of sand is for when they follow.

Sourcery by Terry Pratchett


 
HUDD
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actually i'm a vegetarian

on Wednesday, April, 30, 2003 8:49 AM
Alright, Alright I'll just have the tomato juice. But anymore of that cheek from you young man and i'll be forced to take drastic measures (clenches his fists in anger)

what is our main purpose?
- don't ask me!
 
Speeder
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on Wednesday, April, 30, 2003 10:59 AM
What cheek, I don't understand,

Please don't hurt me.

Rincewind thought about this and then, with an air of finality, started to take off his last sock.
"No half-bricks," he said to no-one in particular. "Have to use sand?"
"You're going to attack them with a sockful of sand?"
"No, I'm going to run away from them. The sockful of sand is for when they follow.

Sourcery by Terry Pratchett


 
foilism
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Re: *The old Brit-Tron*

on Wednesday, April, 30, 2003 1:20 PM
HEY! I'll have no fighting in the bar area thankyou, you can scrap on the lawn.

Trace; GET OUTA HERE YANK!


 
HUDD
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now theres' no need for that!

on Wednesday, April, 30, 2003 2:16 PM
speeder you know very well what I mean, if you have some sort of problem with those who don't drink alcohol or eat meat then I think you should leave now. After all we don't want to fight with young children present.

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

what is our main purpose?
- don't ask me!
 
Speeder
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on Wednesday, April, 30, 2003 3:37 PM
When did I say that I don't aprove of non-alchoholics and vegetarians.

Rincewind thought about this and then, with an air of finality, started to take off his last sock.
"No half-bricks," he said to no-one in particular. "Have to use sand?"
"You're going to attack them with a sockful of sand?"
"No, I'm going to run away from them. The sockful of sand is for when they follow.

Sourcery by Terry Pratchett


 
HUDD
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how dare you

on Thursday, May, 01, 2003 4:53 AM
You really are a gimboid aren't you. I feel insulted by your blatent ignorance for people like me and hope that the restrain from doing so in future. I'm sure that many would agree with me that we deserve as much respect as anyone else, just because we don't eat meat or drink alcohol doesn't make us any different to anyone else.

I demand you apologise at once!

what is our main purpose?
- don't ask me!
 
Pixel
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on Saturday, May, 03, 2003 6:25 PM
*strolls in*

No yanks!?

Hah! The perfect place to talk about them all, then. *offers an evil grin*.

Anyone for some non alcaholic drinks and non pork scratchings?

Pixel, the British Lurking Program

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http://www.dream-somehow.com
 
foilism
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on Sunday, May, 04, 2003 4:23 AM
You're in good company chum.
Reaches below bar to find a lemonade
So where abouts are you from?


 
Trace
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Re: *The old Brit-Tron*

on Sunday, May, 04, 2003 7:05 PM
Got any diet coke in here?


 
foilism
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Re: *The old Brit-Tron*

on Monday, May, 05, 2003 1:41 PM
Yeah *reaches up to shelf*

But you'll have to sit in the corner and be quiet yank

*thrusts diet coke at trace*


 
Speeder
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on Tuesday, May, 06, 2003 10:48 AM
What is your problem with Americans. What would you do if I was an American

Rincewind thought about this and then, with an air of finality, started to take off his last sock.
"No half-bricks," he said to no-one in particular. "Have to use sand?"
"You're going to attack them with a sockful of sand?"
"No, I'm going to run away from them. The sockful of sand is for when they follow.

Sourcery by Terry Pratchett


 
foilism
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Re: *The old Brit-Tron*

on Tuesday, May, 06, 2003 11:36 AM
Kick you out


 
Speeder
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Re: *The old Brit-Tron*

on Tuesday, May, 06, 2003 11:45 AM
Okay, i,m a brit

Rincewind thought about this and then, with an air of finality, started to take off his last sock.
"No half-bricks," he said to no-one in particular. "Have to use sand?"
"You're going to attack them with a sockful of sand?"
"No, I'm going to run away from them. The sockful of sand is for when they follow.

Sourcery by Terry Pratchett


 
Sketch
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Re: *The old Brit-Tron*

on Tuesday, May, 06, 2003 12:41 PM
*Sketch catches incoming diet coke before it had a chance to hit Trace*

Hey, easy now program...
Could hurt someone.


 
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