|TheJediUnit Wrote:*hangs head in shame*
No, it's not a Hemi.
I don't need that kind of power...
Don't need that kind of power??? What the?! You can NEVER have enough power! Oh, my head is spinning at the thought! OK so you don't need that kind of power but you can't tell people "I don't need that kind of power"; it's just wrong! Un-American! Non-Manly! And probably against the law somewhere!
No, no, no, you need a better excuse than "I don't need that kind of power."
Let's see now, how about "My old truck broke down, I needed another one right away, the dealer was out of Hemis so I had no choice."
There you go, now people will think you wanted the Hemi but were in a bind and got the best you could. This way people will say "too bad you didn't have the time to wait for it to come in" and they'll sympathize with you. Otherwise, they'll stare at you with their mouths agape, point at you and whisper to each other, then scurry away to call the FBI to have you watched!
FBI: "Hello, FBI, how may I help you?"
Caller: "Dudes, he didn't want the Hemi!"
FBI: "WHAT?!? We'll get right on it!