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Nikster
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My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 4:15 AM
She's buff!



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foilism
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 6:05 AM
Probably, why do do say that?


 
Pixel
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 8:26 AM
Ur! My user just yipped "Oh yay! Bitchfight!"



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foilism
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 8:33 AM
Where!? Who?!?! You calling me a bitch??


 
Hale-XF11
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 9:47 AM
Nikster Wrote:She's buff!

Buff!? ...like Pro-Wrestling buff?


*backs off a few feet*





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Scuzzy
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 12:56 PM
My user would let your user beat him up...I think he likes that kind of thing...o.O

Acutally I think it's that he has a thing about hitting women. Old programming holdover from the pre-historic era (before 1980).


Come on, you scuzzy data, be in there.

 
FusionAddict
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 1:04 PM
Buff? I'll believe it when I see it.

The Clu abides, man...

 
MutoidMan
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 3:59 PM
Scuzzy Wrote:My user would let your user beat him up...I think he likes that kind of thing...o.O

Acutally I think it's that he has a thing about hitting women. Old programming holdover from the pre-historic era (before 1980).

Dude, have you ever seen someone get stomped by a girl? People don't step in to help, they just stand back and thank their lucky stars that the pile of chopped meat that used to be a person isn't them. Where I grew up, certain girls would gladly stomp you given half a chance. Then there was a gang, the local psycho-family-from-the-Ozarks and your run-of-the-mill punks and nasties. I learned very quickly to defend myself against all comers. I studied the "beat-you-mercilessly-into-submission-and-hopefully-send-you-to-the-hospital" discipline. The "holy-mackerel-I'd-better-run-like-the-wind' discipline came in handy at times, too. It took a little while, but I built up a decent rep for myself and almost no one messed with me. Still, fighting a girl is kinda scary 'cause they know just where to hit a guy and they usually make a bee-line for it... ugh, I get a pain just thinking about it.

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sondlar
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 4:05 PM
I'm a wuss. Don't hurt me please! *cowers in the corner*

Waiting for

 
KiaPurity
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 4:43 PM
Well, I did pass Self-Defense class with an A... I'm really good at kicking... but I punch fairly good...

...what?

*looks at everyone*

Hey! I'm not going to hurt you guys!

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Trace
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 4:54 PM
Yeah, my user's not big on violence. She'd probably try to talk your user down...like Picard on Star Trek


 
MutoidMan
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 5:05 PM
Through personal experience I have found that there are few ways of teaching someone to respect you (or fear you; on the street one's as good as the other) as effective as beating that respect into them.

Oh, I usually gave a warning, after all I don't actually like to fight (mostly 'cause it hurts), but that's like issuing a dare that no one can pass on. Talking usually doesn't do anything except make the other person think you fear them, which fuels their disrespect for you; it depends on the situation. When some punk has chosen you as the object of his (or her) intimidation, talking don't cut it. He (or she) needs persuasion, if you get my drift.

Mind you, I didn't start fights, not a one. But I was very good at finishing them!

I am talking about the late 1970s through the mid-to-late 1980s though, and I haven't had a good dust-up in over 15 years so I'm probably quite rusty.

BTW, Kirk would wipe the floor with Picard (Need proof? In Generations, Dr. Solan may have made short work of Picard, but he shortly had the pleasure of introducing his butt to Kirk's boot. Draw your own conclusions.), and then charm the pants off of Beverly and Diana. Kirk is da man.

"We are, after all, not God." - Cmdr. J. J. Adams
"C is for cookie. That's good enough for me." - Cookie Monster
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KiaPurity
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 8:09 PM
Sisko would wipe the floor with either Kirk or Picard... after all, he headbutted a Klingon over a console... (That takes guts and lots of rage.)

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MutoidMan
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Monday, June, 23, 2003 10:17 PM
KiaPurity Wrote:Sisko would wipe the floor with either Kirk or Picard... after all, he headbutted a Klingon over a console... (That takes guts and lots of rage.)

And a prodigious amount of aspirin, I imagine.

Sisko beat Kirk? I dunno about that. Kirk held his own for a considerable amount of time against Spock when Spock was going through Pon Far, remember? And Spock is way stronger than any human.

"We are, after all, not God." - Cmdr. J. J. Adams
"C is for cookie. That's good enough for me." - Cookie Monster
"If money is the root of all evil, I'd like to be a bad, bad man." - Huey Lewis & the News

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Nikster
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Tuesday, June, 24, 2003 12:56 AM
foilism Wrote:Probably, why do do say that?

No real reason, I just felt like it

I figured we have a 'Describe your User' thread, a 'Show us your User' thread...I figured this was the next logical step


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Nikster
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Tuesday, June, 24, 2003 12:58 AM
Hale-XF11 Wrote:
Nikster Wrote:She's buff!

Buff!? ...like Pro-Wrestling buff?


*backs off a few feet*



Ummm....at one point my User could 'bench press' close to 200 pounds.


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FusionAddict
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Tuesday, June, 24, 2003 7:34 AM
Yeah, but in case you didn't noctice, you didn't post a pic in the "show us your pic" thread...so for all we know, you could be lying through your keyboard!

Put up or shut up!

The Clu abides, man...

 
Scuzzy
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Tuesday, June, 24, 2003 9:18 AM
She's not.


Come on, you scuzzy data, be in there.

 
KiaPurity
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Tuesday, June, 24, 2003 9:41 AM
MutoidMan Wrote:
KiaPurity Wrote:Sisko would wipe the floor with either Kirk or Picard... after all, he headbutted a Klingon over a console... (That takes guts and lots of rage.)

And a prodigious amount of aspirin, I imagine.

Sisko beat Kirk? I dunno about that. Kirk held his own for a considerable amount of time against Spock when Spock was going through Pon Far, remember? And Spock is way stronger than any human.

Spock was the typo. :P I don't know why I even typed Spock. I meant Picard.

Heck, Sisko punched Q out while Picard hid in the ready room.

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MutoidMan
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Re: My user can beat up your user

on Tuesday, June, 24, 2003 11:18 AM
KiaPurity Wrote:
MutoidMan Wrote:
KiaPurity Wrote:Sisko would wipe the floor with either Kirk or Picard... after all, he headbutted a Klingon over a console... (That takes guts and lots of rage.)

And a prodigious amount of aspirin, I imagine.

Sisko beat Kirk? I dunno about that. Kirk held his own for a considerable amount of time against Spock when Spock was going through Pon Far, remember? And Spock is way stronger than any human.

Spock was the typo. :P I don't know why I even typed Spock. I meant Picard.

Heck, Sisko punched Q out while Picard hid in the ready room.

?????

You didn't type Spock, I did!

Sisko did punch Q knowing that Q probably wouldn't do anything about it. Sisko had already read the reports that Picard & crew had written about Q so he sort of knew what to expect from Q. Q is extremely powerful, but not in the habit of killing lesser beings.

Don't get me wrong; I like Sisko, just like I like Picard, Janeway and Archer, but Kirk is the best Captain ever. Remember, Sisko was excited about meeting his hero Captain Kirk in that time-travel Tribbles episode. Sisko even found a way to get Kirk's autograph! I think that episode helped to humanize Sisko a little bit.


"We are, after all, not God." - Cmdr. J. J. Adams
"C is for cookie. That's good enough for me." - Cookie Monster
"If money is the root of all evil, I'd like to be a bad, bad man." - Huey Lewis & the News

Most recent PC game collection update:
04/12/2012. Check it out!
 
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