trying to do a wheelie on a lightcycle, crashing, a piece of the lightcycle hitting a reco above it, veering it off course, it hits a tower, the tower hits another tower, that tower hits another tower, that tower hits another tower, that tower hits another tower, that tower hits another tower, that tower hits another tower, that tower hits another tower, which hits the MCP causing multiple system failure in encom, this exploits a OS bug which rampages through the internet and destroys all computers in he US. someone tells Bush . he goes "YEEEHAAW" and launches nukes at the world. we all die
THE END

Playing guitar, with your teeth on fire, Whilst driving a reco through a cyber mini golf course, With the legs missing from the reco, And having the reco set on fire, which incinerates the guitar, and you jump out, screaming LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! And landing in a pool of leprous grid bugs.

Two programs get into a fight, and one gets his arm derezzed.

Program1: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Program2: Tis but a scratch.
Program1: A scratch?! Your arm's derezzed!
Program2: No it isn't.
Program1: Yes it is, look!
Program2: ...
...I've had worse.

And you know the rest

Program : Oh, a Bit!
*taking Bit, squeezing it at his chest*
...You're such a little cutie!!!!
Bit : NO
*wrrtsh"
Program : Grrr... X_X

Trying to use a worm as a mount....then the thing sinks back into the floor....only to come back up and eat you while you're still sprawled out.

being digitalized for the first time,throwing your (not knowing that it will come back) and not catching it,therefore being DEREZZED with your own disk.

Ouch. That's not funny, that's true.

Okay, You're faced with a firing squad, your pacemaker breaks, causing a heart attack, which causes the bomb in your brain to go off and also kills the firing squad. Heh.

That one time I flew out the back of a recognizer and explodd.

Free lobsters for anyone who can guess what that's from.

heres one

> take this you! -you missed me! stupid prgram ha ha! Your calculations are so bad you must be fragmented ha ha ha!
aw nuts

: )

So I'm fighting an evil program. He stabs me in the left shoulder and throws me back about 10 feet. So basically, after realizing that I was still alive (despite having a large gash in my arm) I pulled out my baton with my uninjured hand and arm, pointed it forward, and rezzed my katana...
Which sheathed itself in the evil program's crotch, causing him to de-rezz.
That must have been embarassing.