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WiseHacker
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Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 12:58 AM
I have seen a few of these threads here and there. Essentially, they are a place where fans get to invent their own bloopers and out-takes of favorite movies.

I'll start off.

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*At the grid where CLU and Sam are about to race. Sam takes his Light Cycle and starts waving it about.*

Jarvis: "I'll give you a hint, that is not how you us it."

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ShadowDragon1
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on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 1:02 AM
that would of been an awesome blooper...

Something Gem will never say: "Hey Sam, is that a nice stiff baton or are you happy to see me?"

Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!"

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WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 1:05 AM
ShadowDragon1 Wrote:Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!"

Singing Tron characters? Now *there's* an idea!

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Kat
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 6:40 AM
WiseHacker Wrote:
ShadowDragon1 Wrote:Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!"

Singing Tron characters? Now *there's* an idea!

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*Zeus is singing an alternative to David Bowie at the Bar*

Zeus: "There's a User waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and great us, but he thinks he'll blow our minds...!"
"Coming this summer.... TRON THE MUSICAL!"

Ouch. Scary.
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spybook
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on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 8:06 AM
Clu: OUT THERE OUR SYSTEM WILL GROW, OUT THERE OUR SYST-----

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TriggerEXE
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 7:58 PM
*Clu walks into Kevin's hideout and inspects the meditation mat*
Clu: That mat really pulls the room together.

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Rinzler: I fight... for Disney!

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Sam: *takes the baton from Jarvis* How do I use this? *holds it like a light saber*

Jarvis: I'll give you a hint... Not like that. *everyone laughs*

Sam: *katana blade shoots out from the baton and slices Jarvis*

Jarvis: Oh....


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*after Sam gets back to the real world*
Alan: So, how was my Tron program?

Sam: Ummm....
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WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 9:59 PM
*Sam and Rinzler are battling. Rinzler separates his disk into two. Sam tries to no success.*

Sam: "That can't be legal."

*Rinzler is about to throw his disks when two burly cop-like programs smash into his chamber and wrestle him to the ground.*

Cop #1: "The program has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down."

Cop #2: "If you wish, you may send an anonymous error report to Encom."

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Mayorcan
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on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:25 PM
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Why use Norton AV or AVG to protect your computer when you could be using TRON instead!?
 
Jason.exe
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on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:46 PM
*Flynn sees his Light Runner with virus circuits and in shambles.*

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WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:52 PM
Jason.exe Wrote:*Flynn sees his Light Runner with virus circuits and in shambles.*

"Well, they finally did it. They killed my f**king car"

*^ Continues ^*

*I show up.*

Me: "I can fix this!"

*Uses Vehicle Restore to revert the cycle to a previous working state.*

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on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 11:21 PM
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IsoLine
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:19 AM
Quorra Gem and the rest of the SIrens come out to the tune of "All around the world"

Quorra: (Singing) "All around the Grid! Hey Girl!!
Gem:Hey Girl
Sirens: Hey Girl

Quorra: Discs and Cycles rez! Hey girls!!
Quorra: When I'm racing through the Grid I'm a debutante.
Quorra: When I'm running through the Grid I'm a debutante.
Quorra: Grid Debutante!

Then someone thwacks Daft Punk with discs and they reset.


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on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:44 AM
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WiseHacker
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on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:52 AM
*Zeus is having a bad day and is taking it out on his DJs.*

Zeus: "NO! NO! NO! This music is rubbish!"

*Both DJs glare at Zeus.*

Zeus: "Don't look at me like that! Honestly, I cannot think of anything worse than what you two are playing right now!"

*DJs look at each other and nod. They then duck under their desk and emerge with Rolf Harris.*

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WiseHacker
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on Monday, January, 17, 2011 10:00 PM
*Flynn sneaks up to the program guarding the flyer. He uses the console on his back and the program turns to Flynn*

Flynn: "Get this ready for take off."

Program: "You are not authorised to..."

*Flynn whacks the program on the head.*

Program: "...Thankyou, sir. May I have another?"

*Flynn whacks the program on the head again*

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on Monday, January, 17, 2011 10:18 PM
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WiseHacker
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on Monday, January, 17, 2011 11:14 PM
I was just thinking about the South Park movie from waaaaay back. This seems to be the right place to place a certain song, :-).

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*CLU is giving his speak*

CLU: "Out there... is our future!"

*Crowd cheers.*

CLU: "Out there... our kind will grow!"

*Crowd cheers louder*

CLU: "Out there...there's so much room, where babies burp, and the flowers bloom..."

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on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 1:05 PM
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on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 2:14 PM
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on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 2:28 PM
awesome thread

Sam to CLU: "Now thats a hell of a way to treat your son"

CLU: "Hold that" *walks towards Sam* "I'm not your father Sam... I'm the CLUde. You know, that or, uh, His CLUdeness, or uh, CLUder, or El CLUderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing" :P

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