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WiseHacker
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Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 12:58 AM
I have seen a few of these threads here and there. Essentially, they are a place where fans get to invent their own bloopers and out-takes of favorite movies.

I'll start off.

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*At the grid where CLU and Sam are about to race. Sam takes his Light Cycle and starts waving it about.*

Jarvis: "I'll give you a hint, that is not how you us it."

* THWACK! *
*Sam hits Jarvis on this and he falls like a sack of potatoes*

Sam: "Seems work just fine for me."


 
ShadowDragon1
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 1:02 AM
that would of been an awesome blooper...

Something Gem will never say: "Hey Sam, is that a nice stiff baton or are you happy to see me?"

Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!"

Flynn: " That Clu p*ssed on my f**king rug, man!"

"The film is about finding human connection in an increasingly digital world." - Joseph Kosinski

 
WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 1:05 AM
ShadowDragon1 Wrote:Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!"

Singing Tron characters? Now *there's* an idea!

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*Zeus is singing an alternative to David Bowie at the Bar*

Zeus: "There's a User waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and great us, but he thinks he'll blow our minds...!"


 
Kat
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 6:40 AM
WiseHacker Wrote:
ShadowDragon1 Wrote:Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!"

Singing Tron characters? Now *there's* an idea!

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*Zeus is singing an alternative to David Bowie at the Bar*

Zeus: "There's a User waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and great us, but he thinks he'll blow our minds...!"
"Coming this summer.... TRON THE MUSICAL!"

Ouch. Scary.


What do you want? I'm busy.


Program, please!


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spybook
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 8:06 AM
Clu: OUT THERE OUR SYSTEM WILL GROW, OUT THERE OUR SYST-----

*Walter busts in*

Walter: SHUT THE F* UP CLU


 
TriggerEXE
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 7:58 PM
*Clu walks into Kevin's hideout and inspects the meditation mat*
Clu: That mat really pulls the room together.

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Rinzler: I fight... for Disney!

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Sam: *takes the baton from Jarvis* How do I use this? *holds it like a light saber*

Jarvis: I'll give you a hint... Not like that. *everyone laughs*

Sam: *katana blade shoots out from the baton and slices Jarvis*

Jarvis: Oh....


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*after Sam gets back to the real world*
Alan: So, how was my Tron program?

Sam: Ummm....
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"The dark can embrace the light, but never eclipse it."
 
WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 9:59 PM
*Sam and Rinzler are battling. Rinzler separates his disk into two. Sam tries to no success.*

Sam: "That can't be legal."

*Rinzler is about to throw his disks when two burly cop-like programs smash into his chamber and wrestle him to the ground.*

Cop #1: "The program has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down."

Cop #2: "If you wish, you may send an anonymous error report to Encom."

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Anyone that has used a Windows OS can guess the rest of this passage.


 
Mayorcan
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:25 PM
Quorra: Hi! I'm a Mac.
Jarvis: And I'm a PC.

Why use Norton AV or AVG to protect your computer when you could be using TRON instead!?
 
Jason.exe
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:46 PM
*Flynn sees his Light Runner with virus circuits and in shambles.*

"Well, they finally did it. They killed my f**king car"

Never Send A Bit To Do A Byte's Job.
 
WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:52 PM
Jason.exe Wrote:*Flynn sees his Light Runner with virus circuits and in shambles.*

"Well, they finally did it. They killed my f**king car"

*^ Continues ^*

*I show up.*

Me: "I can fix this!"

*Uses Vehicle Restore to revert the cycle to a previous working state.*

Flynn: "Thanks, I---Hey! I had $50 in change in the ash tray!"

Me: "...oh crud..."


 
Scottn
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 11:21 PM
Quorra: "What?! The real world? That's lame sauce."

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IsoLine
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:19 AM
Quorra Gem and the rest of the SIrens come out to the tune of "All around the world"

Quorra: (Singing) "All around the Grid! Hey Girl!!
Gem:Hey Girl
Sirens: Hey Girl

Quorra: Discs and Cycles rez! Hey girls!!
Quorra: When I'm racing through the Grid I'm a debutante.
Quorra: When I'm running through the Grid I'm a debutante.
Quorra: Grid Debutante!

Then someone thwacks Daft Punk with discs and they reset.




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CaptainCR
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:44 AM
oh gawd these are hilarious

"You know you don't look a thing like your pictures?"
 
WiseHacker
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on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:52 AM
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Zeus: "NO! NO! NO! This music is rubbish!"

*Both DJs glare at Zeus.*

Zeus: "Don't look at me like that! Honestly, I cannot think of anything worse than what you two are playing right now!"

*DJs look at each other and nod. They then duck under their desk and emerge with Rolf Harris.*

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WiseHacker
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on Monday, January, 17, 2011 10:00 PM
*Flynn sneaks up to the program guarding the flyer. He uses the console on his back and the program turns to Flynn*

Flynn: "Get this ready for take off."

Program: "You are not authorised to..."

*Flynn whacks the program on the head.*

Program: "...Thankyou, sir. May I have another?"

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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Monday, January, 17, 2011 10:18 PM
TriggerEXE Wrote:
Rinzler: I fight... for Disney!
i died right there.


 
WiseHacker
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Monday, January, 17, 2011 11:14 PM
I was just thinking about the South Park movie from waaaaay back. This seems to be the right place to place a certain song, :-).

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*CLU is giving his speak*

CLU: "Out there... is our future!"

*Crowd cheers.*

CLU: "Out there... our kind will grow!"

*Crowd cheers louder*

CLU: "Out there...there's so much room, where babies burp, and the flowers bloom..."

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CB2001
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RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say

on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 1:05 PM
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on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 2:14 PM
Clu is inspecting Flynn's hideout
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on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 2:28 PM
awesome thread

Sam to CLU: "Now thats a hell of a way to treat your son"

CLU: "Hold that" *walks towards Sam* "I'm not your father Sam... I'm the CLUde. You know, that or, uh, His CLUdeness, or uh, CLUder, or El CLUderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing" :P



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However corrupted you may be,
I will fight for the users,
And keep the System free.

 
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