WiseHacker
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Posts: 187 | Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 12:58 AM
I have seen a few of these threads here and there. Essentially, they are a place where fans get to invent their own bloopers and out-takes of favorite movies.
I'll start off.
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*At the grid where CLU and Sam are about to race. Sam takes his Light Cycle and starts waving it about.*
Jarvis: "I'll give you a hint, that is not how you us it."
* THWACK! *
*Sam hits Jarvis on this and he falls like a sack of potatoes*
Sam: "Seems work just fine for me."
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ShadowDragon1
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Posts: 2,056 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 1:02 AM
that would of been an awesome blooper...
Something Gem will never say: "Hey Sam, is that a nice stiff baton or are you happy to see me?"
Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!"
Flynn: " That Clu p*ssed on my f**king rug, man!"
"The film is about finding human connection in an increasingly digital world." - Joseph Kosinski
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WiseHacker
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Posts: 187 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 1:05 AM
| ShadowDragon1 Wrote:Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!" |
Singing Tron characters? Now *there's* an idea!
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* Zeus is singing an alternative to David Bowie at the Bar*
Zeus: "There's a User waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and great us, but he thinks he'll blow our minds...!"
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Kat
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Posts: 2,394 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 6:40 AM
WiseHacker Wrote:| ShadowDragon1 Wrote:Quorra: "I'm too sexy for this couch, too sexy for this couch, yeeouch!" |
Singing Tron characters? Now *there's* an idea!
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*Zeus is singing an alternative to David Bowie at the Bar*
Zeus: "There's a User waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and great us, but he thinks he'll blow our minds...!" |
"Coming this summer.... TRON THE MUSICAL!"
Ouch. Scary.
What do you want? I'm busy.
Program, please!
Chaos.... good news.
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spybook
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Posts: 45 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 8:06 AM
Clu: OUT THERE OUR SYSTEM WILL GROW, OUT THERE OUR SYST-----
*Walter busts in*
Walter: SHUT THE F* UP CLU
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TriggerEXE
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Posts: 339 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 7:58 PM
*Clu walks into Kevin's hideout and inspects the meditation mat*
Clu: That mat really pulls the room together.
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Rinzler: I fight... for Disney!
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Sam: *takes the baton from Jarvis* How do I use this? *holds it like a light saber*
Jarvis: I'll give you a hint... Not like that. *everyone laughs*
Sam: *katana blade shoots out from the baton and slices Jarvis*
Jarvis: Oh....
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*after Sam gets back to the real world*
Alan: So, how was my Tron program?
Sam: Ummm....
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WiseHacker
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Posts: 187 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 9:59 PM
*Sam and Rinzler are battling. Rinzler separates his disk into two. Sam tries to no success.*
Sam: "That can't be legal."
*Rinzler is about to throw his disks when two burly cop-like programs smash into his chamber and wrestle him to the ground.*
Cop #1: "The program has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down."
Cop #2: "If you wish, you may send an anonymous error report to Encom."
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Anyone that has used a Windows OS can guess the rest of this passage.
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Mayorcan
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Posts: 188 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:25 PM
Quorra: Hi! I'm a Mac.
Jarvis: And I'm a PC.
Why use Norton AV or AVG to protect your computer when you could be using TRON instead!?
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Jason.exe
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Posts: 116 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:46 PM
*Flynn sees his Light Runner with virus circuits and in shambles.*
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WiseHacker
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Posts: 187 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 10:52 PM
Jason.exe Wrote:*Flynn sees his Light Runner with virus circuits and in shambles.*
"Well, they finally did it. They killed my f**king car" |
* ^ Continues ^*
* I show up.*
Me: "I can fix this!"
* Uses Vehicle Restore to revert the cycle to a previous working state.*
Flynn: "Thanks, I---Hey! I had $50 in change in the ash tray!"
Me: "...oh crud..."
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on Wednesday, January, 12, 2011 11:21 PM
Quorra: "What?! The real world? That's lame sauce."
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IsoLine
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Posts: 1,025 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:19 AM
Quorra Gem and the rest of the SIrens come out to the tune of "All around the world"
Quorra: (Singing) "All around the Grid! Hey Girl!!
Gem:Hey Girl
Sirens: Hey Girl
Quorra: Discs and Cycles rez! Hey girls!!
Quorra: When I'm racing through the Grid I'm a debutante.
Quorra: When I'm running through the Grid I'm a debutante.
Quorra: Grid Debutante!
Then someone thwacks Daft Punk with discs and they reset.
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Posts: 1,468 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:44 AM
oh gawd these are hilarious
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Posts: 187 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Thursday, January, 13, 2011 12:52 AM
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Zeus: "NO! NO! NO! This music is rubbish!"
*Both DJs glare at Zeus.*
Zeus: "Don't look at me like that! Honestly, I cannot think of anything worse than what you two are playing right now!"
*DJs look at each other and nod. They then duck under their desk and emerge with Rolf Harris.*
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on Monday, January, 17, 2011 10:00 PM
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Flynn: "Get this ready for take off."
Program: "You are not authorised to..."
*Flynn whacks the program on the head.*
Program: "...Thankyou, sir. May I have another?"
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Posts: 126 | RE: Things TRON: Legacy Characters will NEVER say
on Monday, January, 17, 2011 10:18 PM
TriggerEXE Wrote:
Rinzler: I fight... for Disney!
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i died right there. 
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WiseHacker
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on Monday, January, 17, 2011 11:14 PM
I was just thinking about the South Park movie from waaaaay back. This seems to be the right place to place a certain song, :-).
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*CLU is giving his speak*
CLU: "Out there... is our future!"
*Crowd cheers.*
CLU: "Out there... our kind will grow!"
*Crowd cheers louder*
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on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 1:05 PM
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typicaltronname
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on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 2:14 PM
Clu is inspecting Flynn's hideout
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on Tuesday, January, 18, 2011 2:28 PM
awesome thread 
Sam to CLU: "Now thats a hell of a way to treat your son"
CLU: "Hold that" *walks towards Sam* " I'm not your father Sam... I'm the CLUde. You know, that or, uh, His CLUdeness, or uh, CLUder, or El CLUderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing" :P
No matter what is done to me,
However corrupted you may be,
I will fight for the users,
And keep the System free.
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