Long time no see, Tron Sector! OTL;;
I figured I'd post this here just for posterity's sake, as it's. Bizarre and tbh i'm kind of embarrassed oops but I figured if anyone would at least get a morbid kick out of it, it'd be you guys. So heyyy here I go.
I was extraordinarily
bummed that no classic Tron figures were released at any point, so I decided to cut my losses and make my own damn figure with blackjack and hookers. But ofc I've decided to do it in the most lolwhat way possible and in the most niche scale imaginable.
Score one for me.
I'm really fond of Asian ball-jointed dolls, have been in the hobby for just shy of a decade, and now I've crossed the streams in the most terrible way imaginable - i'M mAkInG a BiG wEiRd DoLl Of SaRk.
Here are a few WIP shots of the head, which was sculpted by the insurmountably amazing combatjacques.tumblr.com
[NSFWish, some classic nude-styled sculptures]
When the head sculpt is finished, which we're guessing will be in mid-Julyish, I'll be sticking him on a fantastically befitting body [e.g. one that looks like it'd get knocked over by a strong breeze] and he'll be in the 1/3 scale, standing at about 70cm. \o/
and then i get to relive the special hell that was making my sark costume ONLY TINY AND IN DOLL FORM
oh dear god kill me now
Uh, anyway, on the extreme off-chance that anyone would like a copy of the head, some are available!
Once the head is finished I will be sending it off to be professionally cast in resin; there are currently 3 available, and once they're gone, they're gone for good. Each head will cost 120USD + shipping from me to you, and if you're interested in one, feel free to shoot me a PM and I'll give you more details about. Uh. Absolutely everything.
Beyond this bit of crazy, in the next year or so, expect me to randomly pop up again with some more normal and accessible fare; like a pro-level Sark resin statue that's in-scale/theme with Sideshow's eventual releases. Which I will also be taking a very, very small amount of orders for. SWIMMING IN A SEA OF SARKS, NARROWLY AVOIDING DISNEY CEASE AND DESIST LETTERS, FISHING FOR A RESTRAINING ORDER FROM DAVID WARNER, etc, etc.
live fast and die nerdy yolo
i will frame the restraining order in gold and diamonds and shall polish it to a mirror shine daily with my tears