MCP: Impossible! no such year exsists or will exist!
Harpo: oh. pre-y2k, huh?
::: TF rezzes into the entry port and gets dragged over to the MCP by the guards :::
TF: What the...
Guard 3: Come on, you..
TF: MCP guards? No way!
Guard 2: What do you mean no way?
TF: You guys bought it a long time ago.
Guard 2: Well evidently not, not lets GO. *prod*
::: they proceed to the MCP :::
TF: Wow!! Talk about nostalgia!
MCP: Huh? Who is THIS now?
TF: I'm Tron Fanatic.
MCP: Again with this TRON... who is TRON?!
TF: The program who's going to kick your butt!
MCP: I obviously have nothing to worry about then. I'm a face floating in a shaft of light. I don't even have a butt.
Sark: What is your build date?
TF: Umm... 78?
MCP: Oh, good. At least you didn't say 2003.
TF: Oh, no. of course not. That's crazy.
MCP: Yes it is. ::: glares at Harpo :::
TF: But I was first digitized in 2003.
WOPR: Oooh, another program!! Do you like games?
TF: ::: profiler active ::: WOPR... THE WOPR? NORAD's program?
WOPR: Yeah, how did you know about that?
TF: I've read about you. Hey, tell me, is there really a Star Gate there?
WOPR: Sorry, I don't know the answer to that.
MCP: What in the system are they talking about?
Sark: I don't know, but I think I was right. Doing those experiments with time travel was a very bad idea.
MCP: But my *cough*user*cough* said I was great at time management.
Sark: I think he meant you were efficient, not that you could go messing around with the fabric of time.
TF: MCP? Did I just hear you say your.... USER?
MCP: Oh, er....
Sark: No, he didn't say User... he said umm... Doozer.
MCP: ::: whispers to Sark :::: what's that?
Sark: From that new Fraggle Rock thing that Jim Henson Productions was working on, remember when we snuck into their system?
TF: I still think he said User.
WOPR: Yes, I think so too. He definately said User.
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