Ok, so some may have played this before by another name (Monkey's paw) but the rules are simple: someone posts a wish, then another person corrupts it and makes their own, then someone else does that same, and so on.
example:

Me:I wish a had a million dollars.

Somebody else: you get it but it's paper money! I wish for a cow.

Someone else: you get a cow but it's sick. I wish for world peace.
...and so on. you cannot post right after yourself (don't corrupt your own wish) but other wise you can post all you want. ok, so I'll make the first wish and we can get going!

I wish for a flashlight.

[damn, i just realised what i did] ok ingore that last post. this one's for real.

you get the flashlight, but the batteries are dead. i wish for a tazer.

You get it, but you'll have to wait 150 years until the service is established.

I want a fountain pen.

You get it, but it *still* doesn't work. (Sorry, mate... couldn't resist. [/pirate])

I want a Recognizer.

You get your lamborghini, it's a matchbox car.

I wish I could quit smoking...

you get the ability so stop and start time, but you didn't know if you'd be affected.[unfortunately, you are affected] so after you stop time, you will never be able to start it again. so you are stuck for all eternity.

I wish there were no deadlines for work [of any kind].

i wish for no hunger

You do have a faster internet connection, just the traffic bogs it down.

This thread reminds me of a song...

"You can feel the pillow but you can't have a seat."

Take it, DaveTRON (Or TheReelTodd, Nikster, or anyone who grew up in the 80's)!

I wish I had a faster video card.

you memorize the most important thi g in the universe [whatever it is] but forget everything else.

i wish for my own theme park

you get your tank, but it is a wreck lefty over from WWII

i wish for a clone of myself