If you may, I will begin.
SNAKES ON A GRID!!!
Our strory begins when Encom begins writing a new program. Snakes on a Plane the video game. Atempting to write a program for the snakes the programmers find themselves in a dilemma. They are going to have to hire some snakes to study and map their movements. Snakes are hired and due to an unforntunate accident are misplaced in the digitizing room where they are digitized and found on the hard drive of the Encom system.
Local Tron-Sector programs are in the middle of Data-Transfer when a data bin is opened in viral checking procedure and digital snakes get loose from the bin.
(If the story is bad please tell me and make one up. Just saying.
ICPs on intercom: Rogue snake applications have gotten loose in data-transfer, please keep your subroutines with you at all times.
Hikaru.EXE: Holy bit, snake applications loose in the middle of data-transfer? We could be derezzed! (Pulls out LOL)