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mega byte.exe.
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the blithering idiot challenge!

on Tuesday, December, 05, 2006 6:46 PM
Be as random as possible! go nuts! If you win you'll get THE GRAND PRIZE! One day with a smelly hobo and a liftime supply of gym socks! Then theres 1st place which is a lucky glow in the dark snorkle. 2nd place is a bagle encassed in gold tinfoil! 3rd place is a smelly towel and a plate of liver and onions. 4rth is absolutly nothing, and if you get last you must drink orange juice AFTER BRUSHING YOURE TEETH! DUM! DUM! DUM!

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NoExcuses
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Wednesday, December, 06, 2006 12:07 PM
Orange juice after chocolate is pretty bad, too.

Almost as bad as the 19012 Bananas Vs. The People of Toiletry State. But there is a fairly loose connection between the two. Believe me, too much cheese is bad for you. In small doses.

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mega byte.exe.
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on Friday, December, 08, 2006 9:47 PM
CABAGES! CABAGES! RANDOMNESS!

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shadow_user
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Friday, December, 08, 2006 10:10 PM
*flops around on the floor going POOK POOK POOK like a puppie*

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Qix77
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Friday, December, 08, 2006 10:25 PM
OK... Here is my attempt of being a blithering idiot...

I started out as a crewton farmer shortly after the great exodus from Six Flags. With no money and no crewtons to sell, my uncle died of shame and I inherited a cheese-burger mine located between a rock and a hard place. I was so excited since I was trying to save up some money to attend the University of Nintendo, but had to attend Antarctica State University instead. I majored in Beer 101 and minored in Kinky Sex-ology. I was so proud.

After I got kicked out of school for my outrageous political views on popcorn, I was forced to sell my cheese-burger mine to Microsoft and buy a house on Planet X where I worked as a free-lance Gynecologist and a part-time Ice-cream Man. It was then that I realized that in order to really make it in life, I must do what every good Irish boy should do and sell more drugs to squirrels. I found some success in that.

A few years later, I married a one legged, 2 foot, 800 lbs. China woman whose father sold light sabers and tacos on the black market. Life was good till a UFO crashed on my house, killing my wife and my coffee table. I was so upset that I couldnt duct-tape the coffee table back together so I killed the aliens with a spoon and sold their UFO to a Chevy dealer in Idaho for the going rate of 1,500 lumps of coal. Dont you just hate it when that happens?

Two weeks later I went back to school at the Illinois State Penitentiary and got my degree in Serial Killer. I was soon to become a good politician and decided to run for President of the Mushroom World. After I was impeached for two terms I started reflecting on my life since I was about to turn 6 years old and I felt that I havent accomplished anything.

I called up Hello Kitty on her cell phone while she was treating her herpes with medication and I asked her if I could get a job as a Leprechaun stripper at her strip club. She said that she doesnt do Leprechauns, so I knew that I had to go back as a free-lance Gynecologist. Which is where I am at now.

So the moral of this story is that Im full of crap.


 
Tori
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Saturday, December, 09, 2006 2:58 PM
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josh.exe
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Saturday, December, 09, 2006 5:20 PM
I'm a Duck. Quack. Quack.


 
NoExcuses
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Monday, December, 11, 2006 11:31 AM
josh.exe Wrote:I'm a Duck. Quack. Quack.
A home-brew duck?


 
mega byte.exe.
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Tuesday, December, 12, 2006 7:46 PM
CLAMS! CLAMS! DUUUUUUH!

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Tronzilla
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Wednesday, December, 13, 2006 12:16 PM
(stares at NoExcuses) You're cover with a very fine fuzz. Fuzz? FUZZ! YAHOO, FUZZ! Ha Ha Ha! Wait, there's only one thing that will make this better, free tires. Lots and lots of free tires.

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Tori
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Wednesday, December, 13, 2006 1:20 PM
once upon a time there was this guy.

he was interested in numbers.

he was chased by these crazy people.

he killed himself.

the people stopped chasing him.

the end.

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mega byte.exe.
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Sunday, December, 17, 2006 4:59 PM
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Hey chuck wood are you done chucking that wood yet?

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shadow_user
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Sunday, December, 17, 2006 5:12 PM
Mary hat hey lid hole lam, ids fleas woes wide as know.

Put it into na spell checker and see the no m9stakes!@

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mega byte.exe.
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Tuesday, December, 19, 2006 7:16 PM
0k a11 ri9ht

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shadow_user
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Tuesday, December, 19, 2006 7:39 PM
Yes. I am right.

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mega byte.exe.
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Tuesday, December, 19, 2006 10:11 PM
nah!

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shadow_user
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Wednesday, December, 20, 2006 9:36 PM
Biscuits from the oven
Wow wow wow!
Give me tons of biscuits
Now now now!

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mega byte.exe.
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Friday, December, 22, 2006 1:17 PM
Soups on! ewwwwwwwww biscuits i just looooooooooooooooooooove bisssssssssscccuiiits!!!!

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shadow_user
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Friday, December, 22, 2006 3:47 PM
I love them the most!

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Tori
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Re: the blithering idiot challenge!

on Saturday, December, 23, 2006 3:58 PM
WHY DID YOU PUT BACCON ON THE SOAP?!

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