What is the Funniest way you can think of to get Derezzed?


Mine is getting run over a light cycle, then surviving but have the light cycle come back and finish you off.

How about"Mind that Tank" "What Tank"*Splat*

OR

A program walks into a bar and says
: Id like a .
: Let me see some ID.
: Here Ya Go
:HEY THIS I FAK-
:Grabs from Derezzing Bar Bot

Moments later..

:HEY THIERS THE MURDERER, GET HIM!
: SHE DID IT! (Points To )
:Wha-

A Program sees all this and screams

: HE DID IT, KILL HIM (points to )
:NOOOOOO---

Cam_the_Man Wrote: -I'm going to make a smiley!

i dont get it

*Ahem*
Driving backwards on a lightcycle, eating a donut, listening to smooth jazz, with a C-clamp on my leg and a silly hat on my head, about to hit a wall, when I'm smashed by a tank falling from the sky.

The end.

The funniest way to be derezzed would be falling from the sky at 500,000,000 mph,with an anvil on your head,and an anvil on your back,and a tank on top of that,then an AT-AT from Star Wars on top of that,then derezzing when a speck of dust hits you in the eye,then all the stuff on you falls down on an unsespecting program.All the stuff falls through the floor,derezzing another 2 programs which have guns in their hands who fire before they get crushed and kill 4 more programs!

Craziest death of them all!

disc100 Wrote:derezzing another 2 programs which have guns in their hands who fire before they get crushed and kill 4 more programs!

Then those 4 ed programs were simulatneously throwing ID Discs, whom were caught off guard after the gunfire and threw into and bounced off 8 guards who were ed and fell on, and derezzed 16 programs, who all, before derezzing, fell into a light cycle program, and created an enormous ing cloud which in turn derezzes 32 spectators, these spectators were blown way back against a single wall by the ing cloud which smashed a protesting group 64 of gun-having civilian programs which all fired at a single recognizer that then falls on sark's carrier, which crashes into an I/O tower ing the 128 inhabitants inside, which sent a signal out to another I/O tower which was currently under insepction by the MCP and his guards, all 256 of them were ed. The bright light of the guards reached all the way out into the user world and ed disc100. Fin

zazumage Wrote:Then those 4 ed programs were simulatneously throwing ID Discs, whom were caught off guard after the gunfire and threw into and bounced off 8 guards who were ed and fell on, and derezzed 16 programs, who all, before derezzing, fell into a light cycle program, and created an enormous ing cloud which in turn derezzes 32 spectators, these spectators were blown way back against a single wall by the ing cloud which smashed a protesting group 64 of gun-having civilian programs which all fired at a single recognizer that then falls on sark's carrier, which crashes into an I/O tower ing the 128 inhabitants inside, which sent a signal out to another I/O tower which was currently under insepction by the MCP and his guards, all 256 of them were ed. The bright light of the guards reached all the way out into the user world and ed disc100. Fin

You forgot to turn those three es into emoticons. Shame on you, Zazu, shame on you.







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Funniest death:
You got to the thread Prepare to Laugh and die laughing.

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I STOLE YOUR POPCORN!