Alright, saw somethin' on a forum while I was looking for a Pokemon card template to mess with:
Here's the rules:
!) Use the template provided to make a trading card for something. The idea is to make something to defeat the previous poster.
@) Copy or save the template and put it into Paintbrush or whatever image editing program you have.
#) Save the image and host it.
$) Post it here.
I'll start off. Try to beat this:
Changed it because the other one was off topic and took up too much space.