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TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, January, 20, 2009 7:59 PM
Team Fortress 2, full server.

Me: "I just lost the game".

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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
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PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
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Oniell Ford
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, January, 20, 2009 8:10 PM
TRON.dll Wrote:Team Fortress 2, full server.

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My username on TRON 2.0 is VWrath.User
If you want to play, PM me on this site or contact me on Steam.

"Tron is the jesus of breakfast cerials" - Ticklemetastic (A TRON fan on Steam)




 
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Wednesday, January, 21, 2009 7:17 PM
TRON.dll Wrote:Team Fortress 2, full server.

Me: "I just lost the game".

Words cannot describe what happened after that.

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In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
 
TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Wednesday, January, 21, 2009 10:32 PM
To be honest, I'm not sure what happened. All I remember was the universe temporarily bursting into an epic explosion of losing the game. With results similar to the theoretically devastating results of a Falcon Punch Collision:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S363ixv9oZk
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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
Vortex.EXE
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Thursday, January, 22, 2009 10:00 PM
"Powergloves win at life."
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TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Monday, February, 16, 2009 1:50 PM
"We doubt that Activision would try to sue. That would be like a husband abandoning his family and then suing after his wife meets a better looking guy."

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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
shadow_user
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, February, 20, 2009 9:11 PM
"Back then, when a child was getting spanked, they were getting punished for being naughty. Nowadays, they're getting 'Punished' for being 'Naughty.' "
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on Friday, February, 20, 2009 9:14 PM
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TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, June, 05, 2009 12:16 AM
Conversation me and Oniell Ford had:

10:26 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: Can I go back to playing Star Wars: KOTOR II?
10:26 PM - TRON.dll: Wait
10:26 PM - TRON.dll: Why are you at war with the stars?
10:26 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: .....
10:26 PM - TRON.dll: WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU
10:26 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: They...
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: They....
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: THEY TOUCHED ME!
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: You're like an evil dictator you sick animal.
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: O.o
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: No... It's THEIR fault!
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: Well I bet that was painful
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: Yes
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: Wait,
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: Half of my crouch was burnt off in the attack
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: was it in a way or place that felt uncomfortable?
10:27 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: Both
10:27 PM - TRON.dll: Wow
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: You should tell someone you trust
10:28 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: And not only uncomfortable, it BURNED!
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: like a teacher
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: or a parent
10:28 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: roflcakez
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: Actually,
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: you should've said NO
10:28 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.]PFC.OniellFord: I can just imagen....
10:28 PM - TRON.dll: then GET OUTTA THERE
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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
TRON.dll
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, June, 05, 2009 12:18 AM
TRON.dll Wrote:"We doubt that Activision would try to sue. That would be like a husband abandoning his family and then suing after his wife meets a better looking guy."

-Press release from Electronic Arts concerning Brutal Legend developer

Today, Activision sued Electronic Arts because of some developer thing concerning Brutal Legend.

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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
xalener
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, June, 23, 2009 12:08 AM
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Alan: I was paged last night. Came from your dad's arcade
sam: So?
Alan: the number's been disconnected for 20 years!
Sam: THEN WHO WAS PAGER
 
TRON.dll
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on Wednesday, July, 15, 2009 1:18 AM
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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
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shadow_user
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Friday, July, 17, 2009 5:58 PM

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Oniell Ford
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Saturday, July, 18, 2009 12:03 AM
This was a discussion I had with Mr.Sinistar over Steam. I thought it was pretty funny...

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Friday, July 17, 2009
10:55 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Missssster Sinistar! I am proud to say that I love the map!
10:55 PM - MrSinistar: YAY
10:55 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: It seriously trips me out. I can't tell if I'm holding still or moving. xD
10:55 PM - MrSinistar: haha, awesome
10:56 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: I think it's so good, that I might use it in future "TRON" related Garry's Mod videos.
10:56 PM - MrSinistar: i'm making a gmod version of the map just for that
10:56 PM - MrSinistar: i'm making the skybox bigger for more camera movement
10:56 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: COOL! That's even 10x more awesome!
10:57 PM - MrSinistar:
10:57 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: I'm also proud to admit that once the map loaded up.....
10:57 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!
10:57 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: xD
10:58 PM - MrSinistar: ROFL
11:01 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Also
11:01 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Do you know how to make .gif's?
11:01 PM - MrSinistar: yees
11:01 PM - MrSinistar: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
11:01 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Cool
11:02 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: If I send you a video, could you turn it into a .gif?
11:02 PM - MrSinistar: yes
11:03 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Cool
11:03 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Thanks
11:03 PM - MrSinistar: what's the gif for?
11:03 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Lemme record some stuff and get it ready
11:03 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: I'm going to use it for some (possible) avatars and maybe signatures for forums.
11:04 PM - MrSinistar: okay
11:04 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Trust me, I will always put the person who made something in the credits.
11:24 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: By the way, a friend of mine named "isostupid" says "I love you"
11:25 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Scratch that, he says "I approve of your actions"
11:25 PM - MrSinistar: lollolol
11:25 PM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Why? Because I told him about how YOU are the epic dude who is bringing TRON into the Source video games!
11:26 PM - MrSinistar:

And my friend named Yambag said this about an announcement called "MOFO"...

___________________________________________

Saturday, July 18, 2009
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: what is this word MOFO that WCG speaks of
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Mofo is short for "Mother ******"
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: xD
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: sounded familiar
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: thought it was like a dogs name
12:04 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: And I have no idea what their deal is.
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: xD
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: or... a type of ice cream
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: It does, does'nt it?
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: HERE MOFO!!! GOT A TREAT
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: or...
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: yeah, I would like two scoops of your double mixed mofo
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: ROFL
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: That's hilarius!
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Lemme post it
12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].CPL.OniellFord: Hold on
12:06 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag:
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Saturday, July, 18, 2009 12:15 AM
Oniell Ford Wrote:12:05 AM - [2nd.Rgrs.].T/5.Yambag: HERE MOFO!!! GOT A TREAT

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I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, December, 29, 2009 1:29 AM
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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, December, 29, 2009 1:32 AM
TRON.dll Wrote:Someone's been watching too much Transformers.

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Re: Funny Quotes

on Tuesday, December, 29, 2009 1:45 AM
Mr. Sinistar Wrote:
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TRON 2.0 (PC) name - TRON.dll
I'll play any mode, but I'm best at LC.



PSN - TRON-dll
XBOX Live/Games for Windows Live - TRONdll
-I have a Wii, DS, and 3DS. PM me to exchange friend codes.
 
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Sunday, January, 10, 2010 5:55 PM

Epic spontaneous conversation between me and TRON.dll.
TRON.dll: It is time.
Sparky: So soon?
TRON.dll: Did the general not alert you of the plans?
Sparky: I'm afraid that I was busy in the feild
TRON.dll: We have not yet installed a feild.
TRON.dll: However, we did notice some suspicious activity in the field.
TRON.dll: At the time of the general's scheduled briefing.
Sparky: I see. And what did he have to report?
TRON.dll: You and Nikoli are to lead the raid on the Asylum in 15 minutes.
Sparky: So, it is time then. I see. Any secondary objectives?
TRON.dll: Niet.
Sparky: Understood. When are we scheduled to leave?
TRON.dll: Immediately.
TRON.dll: Good luck, comrade.
Sparky: If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed; if not, 'tis true this parting was well made.
TRON.dll: Your officer did not brief you well on the codes, I see.
Sparky: I- He was busy with another unit that day.
TRON.dll: I was not referring to one of our officers, American.
Sparky: I see you have a rare sense of humor, Comrade. No American could possibly come within a mile of this place.
TRON.dll: General, kill this spy and tell the Americans to try harder next time.
Sparky: No, please, I beg you Comrade! I am no American! I-
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In the midst of Team Fortress 2:
TRON.dll: (Captures the intelligence) "I have take the intelligence and it will cause meltdown!"
Cam_the_Man: "No! Not all of Dallas!"
 
Tron_is_Awesome
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Re: Funny Quotes

on Monday, January, 11, 2010 10:21 AM
Oooo, fun!

I have collected a bunch of movie quotes I liked and saved those on this really old website that still exists.

But first, I just remembered something that I've witnessed some years back. I was with my old youth group on this field trip to someplace. There was this pledge this one guy wanted to have everyone participate in (something spiritual related I don't remember), and it started like this;

Speaker: "Repeat after me. I..."
Crowd: "I..."
Speaker: "Say your name."
Crowd: "Say your name."
Speaker (after everyone lets out a little laugh): "... Okay, let's try this again."

Now here's some of those saved quotes that I have... Drat. The server is under maintenance. Pfft, fine, here's some I can remember on memory.

"Wet willie, Mr. Timberlake!" - from a Matrix Reloaded Spoof on MTV Movie Awards

"Hold onto your butts..." - from the first Jurassic Park film

"Hey, look! I'm Picasso!"
"...I don't get it."
"You uncultured swine! Whaddya lookin' at, you hockey puck?" -Toy Story

"We like to keep busy. It's either rescue entire races, or play Nintendo." - Marco, from the Animorphs books (I still have every single book of this series)

Marco: ((Jake, say "I'm a huge dork." I'll see if I can understand you.))

Jake: "You're a huge dork."

Marco: ((Very funny. I couldn't actually hear what you said, but I know you.)) - Animorphs, book 6

One more! Then that's it for now. This is something amusing I wrote while roleplaying with someone as Dean Winchester with a Castiel (both from the Supernatural TV show) a while back.

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